January 2010
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“so these two dudes are up some bitchass mountain and one of them is a big monk...”
– John Tringham, in response to a word-for-word translation of some French story.
I think I experienced cold on a whole new level.
As a warning, never agree to do what 2000 people want to you to do.
Because it will happen. And you will regret for the rest of your life.
Minty Mint Tea
say it fast
“I smell like poop.”
– John STINKY Tringham
John...
doesn’t REALLY smell like poop.
well just a little bit :D
ACTUALLY,COME TO THINK OF IT, I, ZOE, SMELL
John...
smells like poop :D
Phew
My belgian is a normal person
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Urban Dictionary - Zoe
A girl named after a purple hippo, with a blue mohawk and sexual kisses. Who craves meatballs and potatoes on rare occasions.
“did you hear about that zoe girl, the one who eats potatoes on rare occasions?” “yes ive heard about, she has sexual kisses” “i know!”
Yeah. Sounds about right.
PEACE, n. In international affairs, a period of cheating between two periods of fighting.
Why wont this belgian girl email me back??
For a start SHE was meant to email ME
She could at least have the decency to reply.
I mean she is coming to live with me for a week in about 2 weeks.
Blimey.
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My parents just love to out me to my entire family at dinner.
Thanks a bunch rents.
“A hat should be taken off when you greet a lady and left off for the rest of...”
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How do you write an email to an exchange partner about yourself without sounding self-important and arrogant??
UGH
You know how trains have rows of six seaters next to four seaters? So I’m sitting in the six seater with my friend and we’re sitting there singing and dancing to Hannah Montana AS YOU DO.
So then this guy gets on and he sits one row in front to the right in the four seater that we can see and instead of sitting by the window as most people do he sits on the corner so I’m right...
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Whilst sitting on the train..
Going really slowly with sparks flying everywhere and shuddering along.. as if that wasn’t bad enough this comes over the intercom..
‘We’re really sorry for the delays of the service today but as we’re going up this hill the ice is causing us to have troubles maintaining power. Once we get over this hill….. well if we get over this hill… it SHOULD all be back...
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Mi Casa Ideal
Hay mi casa ideal. Es muy grande y tiene muchos habitaciones. En la planta baja hay un grande vestíbulo y a la derecha es el salón. Hay una televisión y muchos sofás cómodas. A la izquierda del salón es la cocina con todos las comidas que quiero. A lado de la cocina es el comedor y hay muchas sillas para todos mis amigos y mi familia.
En la primera planta es mi dormitorio - es muy grande. Hay...
EEEEEEEEEEE
Could you remove the rhinos from my stomach please, I can’t concentrate anymore.
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Resolutions
Fuck ones I’ll never keep.
There’s no way imma eat healthier
Or exercise more
Or anything like that.
So (since whatshisfacethatrunsmyschool said if I proclaim it to the world I’m more likely to keep it…) I’m gonna write at least 2 letters a month :D
Ahh sweet sounding..still reminds of road safety...
Trailers for sale or rent Rooms to let…fifty cents. No phone, no pool, no pets I ain’t got no cigarettes Ah, but..two hours of pushin’ broom Buys an eight by twelve four-bit room I’m a man of means by no means King of the road.
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Sorry About The Doom
Cos I know your heart is beating slow
And out of time with mine
So now I’ll say
Goodbye
I can play it now :D
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“If you are not criticised, you may not be doing much.”
—...”
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